DOWN THE TUBES
When I was a teen, video arcades were big. On the weekend, I would take the #2 bus downtown to the Silver Ball, and I would turn the money that I made on my paper route into tokens. My best game was Asteroids, but Donkey Kong was there too, and I played it sometimes when somebody else was on the Asteroids machine. Since then, Asteroids faded into a footnote, while Donkey Kong spawned a whole universe of characters and games, and now this puzzle.
I should maybe also add that after college I pretty much stopped playing video games altogether, and so my knowledge of all things Mario is pretty much limited to what I have picked up through previous crossword puzzles, and it turns out that didn't amount to much. I had no idea that he could use a FIREF LOWER (weird cut) to throw flames, that there was a character named PRINCESSPEACH, or that she was held captive in BOWSERCASTLE. I had never heard the name WARIO before, and I think I confused YOSHI with Yoshimi, from the Flaming Lips song. So, as you can see, I was not the target audience for this one. And that's fine. I still learned the words ENTHALPY (Total heat content of a thermodynamic system), VINYASA (Yoga style in which each movement is synchronized with a breath), and PEEPTOE (Shoe style with a small opening in the front), so that's good.
"Short hand?" (HOUR) was my favorite clue.
Frannie takes over tomorrow. For real this time! I'll see you in a while. Happy Summer!
- Horace





























