0:07:57
One can hardly object to the the object of today's theme: heteronyms! It's quite the exploit to exploit them five times like this. For quick review, I now present the theme entries present in the puzzle:
TEARSHEET - Kleenex?
DOESTHATMATTER - Important female deer?
PUTTINGITMILDLY - Soft touch on a golf course green?
GETSTHELEADOUT - Prepares for a dog walk?
TAKESABOW - Prepare to shoot like Cupid?
It's a pity that such an august achievement should appear outside the month of August, but it must be supposed that November is where this is supposed to have run.
Ok, I'll stop. I shan't tarry in getting on with the review, lest I end up tarry from angry comments.
One often sees heteronyms in clues (see: "Appropriate" (APT)), especially in cryptic crosswords, so it's fun to find them in the answers today. My favorite is the absurd DOESTHATMATTER, but TEARSHEET is also strong. And I found myself looking around the grid for more that could be theme adjacent. At first I thought I couldn't find any, but then I said, "I CANTO!" Yeesh. Sorry.
I'm probably close to losing you with all this tortured wordplay, so I'll close now, but I hope you will, like me, refuse to say that there was any refuse in this puzzle.
- Horace


