GARAGE SALE PITCHES
Hey everybody! I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving weekend. I certainly did, enjoying having both girls home after a quick trip down to NYC for the big feast. Unfortunately, I did have to drive my older daughter home to the city and then drive back today, and traffic was on the heavy side. A small price to pay to have everybody together, though.
Today's puzzle takes classic phrases associated with attracting the buyer to a sale, and applies them in silly ways to specific items you might (or in some cases, absolutely never would) find at a garage sale. It seems apt for this particular time of year. Everybody get your Cyber Monday deals tomorrow! Let's celebrate being American!
My favorite theme answers were 91A: Textbook, a few pages torn out, $2! (LIMITEDEDITION) and 43A: Baseball mitt, has a small hole, just $1! (DROPEVERYTHING). I feel like 68A: Guitar, never used, $15! (NOSTRINGSATTACHED) is missing a little from the clue to make it perfect. After all, most unused guitars will in fact come with strings. Similarly, I'm not clear on why 114A: Two fish tanks, accessories included, $5! (ROCKBOTTOMPRICES) is clued as being a pair. Perhaps the addition of the word "each" to the clue would have worked better.
But look at me, acting as if I could create a New York Times crossword puzzle. I mean, maybe I could. I've never really tried. Regardless, I'm just noting little inconsistencies because I get to, as the reviewer in charge today.
The fabulous Madeline KAHN |
Some fun non-QMCs today, such as:
41A: What may cover some ground (AREARUG)
2D: It gets the lead out (ERASER)
70D: When you're about as smart as a fifth grader (AGETEN) - I love the literal nature of this one.
107D: Tours can be found on it (LOIRE) - as in the city in France, that is.
108D: Website with star ratings (IMDB)
Not too many LOWPOINTS, so I'll call this a fine Sunday.
- Colum
P.S. Congratulations to Mr. Kremer for his NYT debut!
Yeah, that AGETEN answer was great. So unexpected!
ReplyDeleteI also chuckled at CANTTURNTHATDOWN for the TV with broken volume knob. So absurd!